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By: Rhythmer Witch
  • Title Book: The Witches Weeping Cookbook
  • Author : Rhythmer Witch
  • ISBN 10: 9781480924383
  • ISBN 13: 1480924385
  • Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
  • Category : Cooking / General
  • Languages : en (Available in All Languages)
  • Pages : 596

The Witches Weeping Cookbook: For Unhappy Housewives

By Rhythmer Witch


How I Cook

I cook when I’m mad

I think when I cook,

And you wouldn’t believe the recipes

I’ve got written in my book.

Why I’ve got buttermilk soup

And sour cream pie,

Even made some Voodoo cookies

With a recipe for a gingerbread guy.

Yep, for good old comfort food

There’s a lot to be said,

Especially when someone

Has filled your heart with dread.

Sometimes I dance around the table

And with sage I smudge the air,

Then make a bunch of fatting sweets

When life to ME’s unfair.

So the next time you bake yourself

A loaf of homemade bread,

While punching down the dough

Try thinking of their heads.

Yes, when you’re filled with sorrow

And your eyes begin to cry,

It’s time to take off to the kitchen

And make a cocoa hope pie.

Yes, there’s power in the kitchen

When you cook with magic herbs,

And I’ve got a lot of recipes

That few have ever heard.

                  -Rhythmer Witch                

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